Toddler Therapy Original Tee Dark

Warning: Side Effects May Include Uncontrollable Grinning, Sudden Speed Surges, and Temporary Escape from Reality.

This “Throttle Therapy” tee is cheaper than a shrink, louder than your problems, and 100% more likely to fix a bad day with horsepower. Ideal for anyone who believes twisties > talk therapy and revving it out is better than talking it out.

Prescribed for: Riders with chronic need-for-speed disorder.
Dosage: One ride daily, repeat as necessary.

Lightweight, comfy, and guaranteed to earn you a grin (or a polite nod from fellow petrolheads), it’s the ultimate way to admit you can’t help yourself around a set of corners—while claiming it’s all totally above-board. 🏍️💨

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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