Rev up your wardrobe (and your sense of humor) with this cheeky tee that declares, “I AM NOT SPEEDING, I AM QUALIFYING.” Perfect for anyone who thinks yellow lines are just racetrack boundaries and red lights are mere suggestions. Slip this on and:
Have your excuses race down the street before the cop even flips on the lights
Remind your pillion passenger you’re not late—you’re just setting lap records
Show off at the next twisty-road meetup that you’re all about apex speed, not asphalt misdemeanors
Lightweight, comfy, and guaranteed to earn you a grin (or a polite nod from fellow petrolheads), it’s the ultimate way to admit you can’t help yourself around a set of corners—while claiming it’s all totally above-board. 🏍️💨
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
